Obama needs to rent a copy of “Spaceballs”, the 1987 take off from Star Wars. Then, hire Mel Brooks to build copies of his droid “Dot Matrix” and assign a droid to every Secret Service Detail. Each of Mel’s Dot Matrix Droids come equipped with a “Virgin Alarm” that would signal the Mission chief if one of the agents was getting a bit more aroused that he or she should be. If you did not see “Spaceballs” and missed this feature, click on this link to view the scene where the “Virgin Alarm” is “Activated”. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZn7xYfEt8)
The Droid Dot Matrix has one of the best lines in the movie when she explains to the Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) and Lone Star (the male hero-Bill Pullman) who are “passionately making out” the purpose of the Virgin Alarm:
“(Lone Starr: ‘What the hell was that noise?’) “That was my virgin alarm.
It’s programmed to go off before you do.”
Perfect! Such a simple solution to solve a major national security problem. This is much better than the Obama Administration’s idea of assigning a chaperon to the Secret Service missions. Really? Who is going to watch the Chaperon? Maybe we can reinstate the use of Eunuchs to be chaperons? Not sure how many men would volunteer to become a Eunuch, (look up the requirement). Mel Brooks obviously has the best solution for the Secret Service and the Military escorts to the President.
YouTube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZn7xYfEt8
TV Movie quotes: http://www.tvmoviequotes.com/spaceballs/spaceballs.htm
Eunuch definition-Wikipdedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch