I usually do not post humorous stories that are passed around the internet but this one is an exception.
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in
town one Day. As they walked, they come across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering!” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya
” First Place !,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did
you make out?”
” First Place ,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Obama?” asked Pinocchio.
Even our childhood heroes can be overshadowed by modern politicians!