A little humor in honor of the primaries going on today (8/24/2010)
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The new disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It is pronounced, “Gonna – Re-Elect – Em”, and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout, pronounced “Vote-Em-Out”. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Note: This was sent to me from a friend. Alas I did not think of it first or I would have written it!